National Girl Friends Day!

Hey bloggers! I got this from my inbox send by a friend of mine from Florida. I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have. To the cool women who have touched my life. Here's to you!

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
1 5. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

So, enjoy being one beautiful and fabulous woman on earth!

29 Lines To Make You Smile

I got this messages from my Friendster Bulletin. It was funny to know and me smile somehow. I thought it would be best to post it here so everyone of you can read it too. Thank you!

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18. Procrastinate Now!

19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23.They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few! Just be happy and everything will be fine.

Adoptive Parents Network

I have been a fan of the TV series Sex and the City. It is a story about four female friends living in New York City. I personally liked the character of Charlotte York who have been the most conservative and positive of the group, the one who places the most emphasis on emotional love as opposed to lust, and is a true romantic; always searching for her "knight in shining armor." When she got married, she really wanted to have a child of her own. She has been anxious to get conceptions just to have a child. She wanted to be a mother but the feeling of waiting and having frustrations made her think to adopt a child on her second marriage. I felt sorry for her in that matter and that I was deeply touched on how she wanted to have a child to take care of and raised with a good future.

Adoptive Parents Network is a Social Networking and resource center designed to offer easy sharing of information and support for adoptive parents. From the initial decision to adopt a baby or child during Home Study, Transition and Post Adoption, the goal of the Adoptive Parents Network is to be a source of support for each other in order to be the best parents we they can be for the children. The website will give you more information about on how to adopt and give the children a new home and become a good parents for them. It offers information and resources for families interested in making a difference in the lives of children who had a difficult start in life. They surely needs care and love to grow to become a better person. The children needs someone to lead them in every way, protect and support them. They need someone to be there for them, guide them all throughout their life. The website have APN Forums that offers a wide range of topics where everyone can have a talk, share opinions and meet other people who wanted to take the chance of giving one's life a better future. Give the children a chance to have a good family, visit their website now.