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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

A friend of mine sent something in my e-mail and thought of sharing this one to all of you. Have fun reading!

NOTE: This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean the dishes.
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John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get 'em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch, the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his plate appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

"Are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up, the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret and I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car!" Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted, "Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!"



Meet Coldwater!
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5 comments:

LIFE,MARRIAGE AND KIDS said...

Now that is funny!!!!That really got me chuckling over this story,hope the son doesn't get sick. I know people say that dogs have the cleanest mouth but I beg to differ. Anything that licks their butt is nasty to me,lol..

Dhemz said...

yay! this is hilarious...lol! thanks for sharing haze....:)

Mommy Liz said...

HMmm...I see my parents-in-law kissing their dogs lips to lips, so I guess, their mouths are clean, but..no thanks..Hahaha! Nice story though, it's funny.

jenn_US said...

hahaha katawa ko ani dah.

Cecile said...

hahaha, kaya naman pala madumi eh, yung aso ang naghuhugas ng mga plato eh :-); nice one, Zel, lol!